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- Recession is hard when we need battery jumper cables hooked to our car just to start our computer.
- Recession is hard when we are thinking of opening a new business, selling flair buttons at Facebook.
- Recession is hard when we are thinking of selling the 287 names in my Friendster account to a call center agent.
- Recession is hard when the newspaper boy has a perfect career choice.
- Recession is hard Deer Season becomes RassquiTureerHogat Season (Raccoon, Squirrel, Turkey, Deer, Ground hog and neighbor’s hog/pig and Rat Season) which goes from a few weeks to a whole year.
- Recession is hard when blockbuster movie night means watching the neighbors fist fight.
- Recession is hard when we plant our last potato in the unwashed laundry hoping it would germinate.
- Recession is hard when we recreate Grandma’s famous dessert with a mix of Ketchup and Mustard, calling it “Kustard”, feeding it to the kids every night.
- Recession is hard when we both decided not to shave our beards.
- Recession is hard when our last drop of lotion is extended by lard.
- Recession is hard when our magazine pile serves as the permanent standby of unaffordable toilet paper.
- Recession is hard when in order to conserve water, we dig a hole next to the commode in the bathroom.
- Recession is hard when everyone else including the dog is using the one and only toothbrush.
- Recession is hard when we are washing the dishes with our only toothbrush.
- Recession is hard when showers are optional.
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! Let’s just hope that this will pass soon.
